I receive a great deal of spam ([small s] not that delicious canned meat product, to which the associated computer name I find particularly offensive) and on occasion I have to remove the comment feature on a post to stop the torrent.
I like SPAM and TREET, et al, sliced thin and fried, with poached eggs and an English Muffin with a bit of bitter orange marmalade, thank you.
Filters don’t work and I still have to check the Junk Mail feature on my e-mail as it doesn’t work and good messages are sometimes put in that file. This is annoying as it can be.
I will not add the CAPTCHA feature as it makes it difficult for persons with disability to access my blog, shame on you spam.
I do not read Cyrillic, nor Farsi, nor Chinese. Please send your crap in a language I can read like Latin, French, English or American. And I know grammar, punctuation and syntax, I am not fooled by bad translations.
I don’t know anybody with a name like cf3g7kl, however I did know a fellow in College that spelled his name Hen3ry, he said the 3 was silent.
The only drugs I do are aspirin, caffeine, tobacco and alcohol. I don’t need nor use any performance enhancing drugs.
I don’t gamble against machines, I prefer to sit down at a Blackjack table and easily take their money. For some reason, perhaps my good memory, several casino’s in Nevada request that I not play on their tables.
I am not interested in successfully transferring funds from royalty having trouble with their fortunes in Nigeria, thanks anyway.
I don’t need car insurance, I haven’t owned a vehicle since 1989, get up to speed, get to know your recipients for hell sakes.
As for pornography, a number of years ago I read 120 Days of Sodomy by the Marquis de Sade, written in the the late 18th and early 19th century, so your ‘contribution’ can’t hold a candle to that.
I don’t trust spam, even if I am interested as it might be infected with a worm or virus. Speaking of which the ‘computer worm and computer virus’ really gives a bad name to worms and microbes. I have always been against Capital Punishment, but makers of these problems (spam and destructive computer programs) have made me reconsider my position.
But of course senders of these insidious messages will not read this. I can’t appeal to their conscience as they don’t have one. I recently received a computer generated message from a real business that I am familiar with and have previously purchased their products. However after receiving this spam, I will never do business with them again. Bad idea.